id be glad to
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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