how can u be prego again
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
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