Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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