shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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