scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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