UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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