How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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