considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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