Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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