Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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