i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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