normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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