Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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