I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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