Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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