i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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