Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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