He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I can't turn off my feet"
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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