I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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