Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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