Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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