That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I smell stomach acid.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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