Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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