Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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