im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
