Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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