More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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