the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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