i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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