she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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