too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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