i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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