You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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