Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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