is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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