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he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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