I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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