whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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