Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I have surprise drugs for everyone
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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