why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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