Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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