problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Randomize
