I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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