i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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