sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
dude. I can hear the air.
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