U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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