Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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