think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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