fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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