i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
