Well douche your snatch and let's go!
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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