I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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