We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Someone signed my nipple.
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